the new term for farting is butt boxing.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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