Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
