We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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