we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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