you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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