How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
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Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
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If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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