No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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