she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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