Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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