im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
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we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
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I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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