My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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