There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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