I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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