How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
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I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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