Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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