Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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