3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
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Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
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Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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