**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
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I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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