Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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