just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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