I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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