dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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