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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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