I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
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i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
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How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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