You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
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Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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