is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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