We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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