Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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