I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
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I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
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I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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