sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
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I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
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So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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