I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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