Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
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He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
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you are never too drunk for berry picking
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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