She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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