so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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