Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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