I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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