sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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