I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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