you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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