Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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