So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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