Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
This is classic penis vs brain.
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Maybe he injected his testicle?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize