Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
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Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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