I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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