When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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