Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
