How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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