I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
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You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
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Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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