I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
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i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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