Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
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The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
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The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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