your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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