i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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