My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
You know, be my cock's hype man.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
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I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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