i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
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