why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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