I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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