we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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