just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I'm too high and old for this...
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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